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SECRET NBA MEMO FOUND FOR 2017-18 SEASON! EMPHASIZES OFFENSE, WHILE DISCOURAGING DEFENSE TO HELP WITH PROMOTIONAL EFFORTS!

The NBA is the new MLB! The ball is juiced, everyone is swinging for the fences, and the higher the score––the more dollar bills fall from the rafters. At least, this is the new line of thinking in today’s NBA. Offense is the now the emphasis, and Defense…well, defense can proverbially watch from home. A …

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Ballmer Moves Clippers to Seattle! Contemplates keeping the name: Seattle Clippers (you know, like the boat)

In a non-stunning move, Steve Ballmer, owner of the LA Clippers, has finally (mercifully) decided to leave the boring and over-saturated market of Los Angeles, and head north for the vibrant and rainy market of Seattle. After receiving the blessing of the LA Clippers one and only fan, Billy Crystal (sorry kids), Ballmer made the easy …

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